New parents quotes: TOP 25 NEW PARENTS QUOTES

Posted on

50+ Funny baby quotes for new parents


Welcome to a beautiful collection of 50+ funny baby quotes for new parents! If you’re a parent, grandparent, or just a fan of cute and cuddly things, then you’re in for a treat. Babies are some of the funniest and most adorable creatures on the planet, and they never fail to amuse us with their wacky facial expressions, hilarious babbling, and unexpected behaviors.

As a mother I know that parenthood can be a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Babies are a constant source of joy, laughter, and entertainment. From their adorable faces to their unpredictable antics, they never fail to put a smile on our faces. From the sleepless nights to the never-ending diaper changes, raising a baby can test your patience, your sanity, and your sense of humor. Here are funny baby quotes for new parents to help you laugh your way through the challenges and appreciate the joys of parenting. 

50+Funny baby quotes for new parents

Funny Baby Quotes About Sleep

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, and yet it’s so unrealistic. If you’re going to sleep every time your baby sleeps, you might as well move into a hotel.

Jenny McCarthy, Baby Laughs: The Naked Truth About the First Year of Mommyhood

Babies are such a nice way to start people.Don Herold

Don Herold

Babies are a great way to start your day… until they start talking and ruin it.


Funny Baby Quotes About Diapers

Ah, the joy of changing a baby boy… and getting peed on.


A baby’s laughter is like sunlight in the house.


A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Mark Twain

Funny Baby Quotes About Food

The secret of making a baby laugh is to tickle them until they are too dizzy to see who is tickling them.


Watching a baby eat a Cheerio is like watching a dog eat a tennis ball.


I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Robert Orben

Funny Baby Quotes About Crying

Babies cry at birth because they are experiencing their first paycheck deduction.


Subscribe to my blog for Parenting tips that will make you feel like a pro, and get access to exclusive free Printables that will keep your little ones busy and happy! 

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant – and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker

I thought I knew what tired was, and then I had a baby who decided to wake up every hour.


Funny Baby Quotes About Parenthood

Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do. Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

There’s really nothing quite so sweet as tiny little baby parts.


A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.Eda J. Le Shan

Eda J. Le Shan

Funny Baby Quotes About Mess

Babies are like little scientists. They love to experiment with food and see what kind of mess they can make.


Cleaning up after a baby is like playing Whack-a-Mole – as soon as you think you’ve got it all cleaned up, another mess pops up somewhere else.


Babies are great at making a mess, but not so great at cleaning it up. It’s like having a tiny roommate who never pays rent.


Funny Baby Quotes About Communication

Babies are like little aliens – they speak a language we don’t understand, and they’re always trying to take over the world.


A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.


Babies are like little dictators. They may not speak the language, but they sure know how to get what they want.


Hilarious and funny baby quotes

Funny Baby Quotes About Development

Babies are like sponges – they soak up everything


A baby’s first step is also its first victory over gravity.


Babies are living proof that you don’t have to know how to do anything to be cute.


Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and pulling it over your head.

Carol Burnett

Funny Baby Quotes About Siblings

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Sam Levenson

I wanted to be an only child so badly that I convinced my parents to have another baby, just so I could have someone to boss around.


Having a sibling is like having a built-in best friend who will always be there, whether you like it or not.


Funny Baby Quotes About Parenting Advice

The best parenting advice I ever received was ‘trust your instincts.’ The worst was ‘sleep when the baby sleeps.’ Seriously, who has time for that?


Parenting advice is like weather forecasts: you never know if it’s going to be accurate, but you still listen to it anyway.


The best way to get parenting advice is to ask for it, and then do the opposite.


Funny Baby Quotes About Technology

Babies are like little iPhones – they’re expensive, they’re fragile, and they only last a couple of years before you have to upgrade.


I am convinced that babies are born with a natural ability to swipe left and right on smartphones.


Babies are like little hackers – they can bypass any security system you put in place.


Funny Baby Quotes About Life Lessons

Babies teach us that we don’t need much to be happy – just food, sleep, and someone to clean up our messes.


Babies are the ultimate time-wasters. They make you forget about everything else in the world and focus solely on them.


Babies are like little Zen masters – they live in the moment and teach us to do the same.


Funny Baby Quotes About Love

A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.

Barbara Christine Seifert

I love being a parent, but there are days when I feel like I’m trapped in a never-ending game of peekaboo.


The love a parent feels for their child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no boundaries, no laws, no logic. It’s pure, unconditional love.


Funny Baby Quotes About Adulthood

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane.


The hardest part about being an adult is pretending to know what you’re doing when you have no clue.


Babies make you realize that you’re not as grown up as you thought you were.


Funny Quotes About Personality

Babies are like snowflakes – each one is unique and special in their own way.


Babies have the ability to make even the most mundane activities seem like the most exciting thing in the world.


Babies are like little comedians – they know just when to make you laugh, even if it’s at the most inappropriate time.


Baby Quotes About Humor

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.


Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.Max Eastman

Max Eastman

Laughter is like medicine for the soul, and babies are the ultimate prescription.


Babies are proof that God has a sense of humor.


Babies are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get, but it’s always sweet.



I hope these 50+ Funny Baby Quotes have brought a smile to your face and reminded you of the joys of parenting. Whether you’re a new parent navigating the uncharted waters of infancy, or a seasoned pro with several kids under your belt, it’s important to have a sense of humor and a positive attitude.  

Babies may be small, but they have a big impact on our lives, and they teach us valuable lessons about love, patience, and resilience. So the next time you’re feeling stressed or overwhelmed, just remember these funny baby quotes and let the laughter soothe your soul. And if you have any funny baby stories or quotes of your own, feel free to share them in the comments below. Cheers to the wonderful world of babies, and may your days be filled with laughter and love!

I would stay connected and keep you updated with parenting tips, pregnancy guides, creative ideas, easy crafts, and free Printables. Subscribe to Colossalumbrella to get new ideas delivered to your inbox. Follow me on Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, and Instagram.

Blogger | Digital Creator

Pooja Malkani

I am Pooja Malkani Sharma. With over 16 years of experience in the IT industry, I resigned as Director of Sales to pursue my passion for digital creation. As a digital creator, I specialize in crafting engaging content for businesses and bloggers. In 2017, I started a mommy blog to share my parenting experience and offer advice to new parents through blog articles, printable activities and crafts. I am passionate about using my skills to help others and make a positive impact.

20 Inspirational Quotes for New Parents: Baby Is Coming

  • 20 Inspirational Quotes to New Parents

All the people pass through numerous phases and changes during their lifetime. But there is only one ultimate and the biggest event that changes everyone’s life irreversibly, forever and for good and it is called – becoming a parent. Nobody can ever be ready enough for this and nobody can even imagine how powerful this feeling can be. In honor to all the moms and dads, here are some inspirational quotes for new parents.


Everything is completely changed.


Extremely unique adventure.


Never imagined experience for new parents.


Natural way is the best way.


Bravery and bliss.


You won’t know the real feeling of having a baby until your baby coming.


We are teachers for each other.


It is all about me now.


New parents should know having a baby is bitter sweet.


When it comes, you will know.


To be good parents, you should be adapted to your baby in every way.


What parenting is really about.


You love is passed by heart.


The parents and the baby are both newly born.


There are no right and wrong answers for new parents.


A whole new world.


The new life gives us courage and confidence to overcome difficulties.


Your love for your child makes you strong.


To know, you have to feel by yourself.


Lastly, the sum-up of these inspirational quotes for new parents:

MOAU TO DYUTS Oktyabrsky district — Childhood. Creation. Dream.

  • The success of every child

    The path to sports begins in childhood. From a young age, athletes have to spend most of their time in training, learning to overcome themselves and develop their bodies. Karate is a tool for analyzing and understanding oneself. Through the practice of karate, the physical qualities of the child are revealed Read more…

  • Certificates PFDO


  • «Computer» scams

    In recent years, SMS mailings or emails with messages about winning a car or other valuable prizes have become very popular. To get a “win”, attackers usually ask to transfer a certain amount of money to electronic accounts, motivating this by the need to pay taxes, customs duties, transport Read more…

  • Almanac «Theater Lights — 2023»

    Dear friends! Are you familiar with the theater groups of our city!? We present to your attention an informational and methodological collection on the results of the XVI Open City Festival-Competition «Theater Lights»! Children and adults did their best! #DUTSOct #TheatreLights #fund of cultural initiatives

  • Parents! Attention!

    As part of the implementation of the federal project «Modern School» of the national project «Education» on the basis of the Kirov Regional State Educational Budgetary Institution for orphans and children left without parental care, «Children’s Home» Nadezhda «for children with disabilities in the city of Kirov. Kirov” was created and operates Read more…

  • Success of every child

    As part of the federal project «Success of every child» of the national project «Education» to create new places in the additional education of children in the MOAU DO Children’s and Youth Center of the Oktyabrsky district of Kirov, the implementation of additional general educational general development programs continues physical culture and sports orientation «Hand-to-hand combat with elements of physical training», «Hand-to-hand Read more…

  • Attention! Important!

    If destructive tendencies in the behavior of minors are identified, please contact: ✅37-01-47 Center for Crisis Psychological Assistance to Minors (KOGBUZ Children’s Diagnostic Center) ✅8-800-222-17-32 helpline for persons in crisis ✅55 -77-80 Rehabilitation Psychotherapy Center KOGBUZ «TsPPZ» ✅55-70-93, 55-70-63 Children’s dispensary psychiatric department Read more…

  • Vyatka Podcasts

    On April 7, the presentation and awarding of the participants of the Vyatka Podcasts took place. During the implementation of the Theater Lights project, which received grant support from the Presidential Fund for Cultural Initiatives, 4 episodes of podcasts with works by Kirov authors were recorded. At the presentation, the pupils of the Theater Workshop «Dream» presented one of the Read more…

  • Tell me where they sell death

    5 we inform you that in the period from 13 to 24 March 2023 on the territory of the Kirov region, a complex operational and preventive operation “Tell me where they sell death” is being carried out. 🗣Contact details of specialized services: — Read more…

  • City competition on traffic rules

    Friends, the open city competition «Bull-mark_Safety Tips» starts😃 See the position below👇👇👇 Regulations of the competition Safety Tips Bull-mark in the price + mark — a sign) — a bookmark for books on which advertising information is placed.

Statuses about parents with meaning —

Nothing shortens a message like a mother standing behind her back.


A good mother will let you lick the cream from the mixer beaters, a good mother will turn off the mixer first.


First, parents teach us to walk and talk, and then they want us to sit and be silent!


It seems that mom does only what dad wants, and yet we live the way mom wants.


There is devastation in the house, hungry children, mother spends hours on the Internet.


Only parents and menstruation come at the wrong time.


In the morning my parents probably compete to see who can blow my mind first.


I love life, but most of all I love the one that gave it to me! Mom, I love you!


Lord, why do parents always show up at the wrong time? This is some miscalculation of nature.


Parents to children — 1st grade: “Did you do your homework?” 3rd grade: «Have you collected a briefcase?» 10th grade: «Are you going to school?»


Summer is the time when communication with parents is reduced to notes on the refrigerator.


Failure is when they think for us.


Children usually follow the tracks carefully covered by their parents.


No one can misunderstand a child like his mother.


In the name of father and son and good upbringing. Belt.


— What is safe sex? — This is when parents do not know.


New cigarettes especially for schoolchildren «Parental sobranie», now with belt taste.


Mom, you are thousands of kilometers away from me and you think that you know better?.. well, you have eyesight


In summer, one of the most common phrases of parents: aaaaaaa, back to bed with dirty feet!!!


Papa, papa, and who is that there in the corner — shaggy, with red eyes, sitting all night??? — Don’t be afraid, daughter, this is our mother in Odnoklassniki.


They say that the best friend is mom… Yeah, right now!!… Tell her… In the morning, the second friend — Papa will already know everything…


Mom after the meeting — Terminator 2.


And only mother asked the question: “How are you?” and having heard in response: “Everything is in order,” he will ask ten times: “Really ?!”


Let’s drink to our parents so that they don’t find out.


My parents really wanted me to be good. Sense — left, stupid — remained!


The first problem for parents is to teach their children how to behave in polite society; the second is to find this decent society.


As papa said, so it will be in mama’s way!


— I remember how my mother brought me to school in the first grade, and how my father carried me away from graduation.


I was driving in a car with my parents… I pretended to be asleep, I learned a lot about myself…


The motto of every teenager: Drunk parents for money!


Mom is the only person who knows you 9 months more than everyone else.

By alexxlab

Similar Posts